Onyx wrote:What are your books about?
I tried to write a book. Got like 10 chapters in and BAM..... computer committed suicide. Lost everything.
"Poor William never thought that the start of his senior year would turn into something like this. First of all, the girl that he's always loved but never had the stones to ask out, turns out to have quite a crush on him. That is, until she is injected with an untested hormone that turns her into a bloody monster. But that's not even the half of it! Let's throw in some hungry mutants, (who were once good people) a crazy cult, and a society that's so secret that most people in the world are already working for them and they aren't even aware of it! These are just some of the many oddities that you'll find in the world of Will's Downfall..."
"William Barker has finally grown up. A once curious boy has now become a rather stubborn and irritable man. It's a good thing that he's still got his wife Cleo to hold him by the reins, or he'd surely be behind four well plated steel walls! But don't even think for one second that the world has become a happy and welcoming place. One would be a fool to believe that everything is alright and peachy; that this "happy couple" is not wrought with relationship battles, an alien invasion, a little trip into the world beyond and much more. The second chapter in this epic saga has finally come, and with it are revelations that will melt away all expectations. The world of Will's Downfall is getting even stranger, as the downfall itself edges ever closer... This is merely the calm before the storm."
Well, that's for me to know and you to find out... Coming soon!
The Tribulation Of Marcus (And Several Other Tales Of Utter Drivel)
Abandon all hope, all ye who open this tome...
From a review:
What book doesn't have a synopsis? And what the hell did I just read? Starting off with the tale of Marcus; God and the Devil made an agreement that God gets all the women while the Devil gets all the men. My thoughts are: why would God agree to get the women when he obviously hated women? This story and the others have a nice strong beginning but they quickly end. That's it? Where's the action? The only action I read was when the she-man lesbian tackled a computer God and busted her boob implant. With the other drivel tales you have a tale of two maggots...yes you read that right...maggots who grew up to be flies. Find that tale interesting? The most interesting tale is the one about dirt. Oh let's not forget about the two dudes arguing over a sandwich. Still not interested in this book? Maybe you'll like the tale of the guy who wanted to be peanut butter or the guy who has this parking lot fetish. The format of the book could be better and it's certainly something to pick up to fight off boredom.
She didn't understand what I was doing with Tribulation Of Marcus. If you're confused, I'm here for any questions. Yes, I'll answer anything about my books, except anything related to spoilers. Can't ruin all the fun...